Juan bobo

Juan Bobo Commits Election Fraud 

SAN JUAN, PR  – Juan Bobo has been accused of massive election fraud in his campaign for governor of Puerto Rico.
 
According to the current governor, Alejandro García Padilla , Juan is appearing before thousands of Christians and telling them to vote for him on Martin Luther King Day.
 
“This is an illegal campaign tactic,” said Padilla. “It violates the division between church and state. But even worse, Mr. Bobo is appearing at strange times, and his face is 30 feet high.”
 

Juan Bobo CampaignJuan Bobo makes a campaign stop

FBI agents have been sent to 17 churches in San Juan, Ponce and Caguas, with orders to arrest Juan Bobo the moment he appears.
 
“I’m voting for him anyway,” said Maritza Carrión, a deaconess at the Church of the Holy Agony. “I want to see his head float on TV.” 
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Comments
  1. Teresita Alvarez says:

    Every politician I know is more crooked than a dog’s hind leg.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Every politician I know is more crooked than a dog’s hind leg. Vote BOBO.

  3. I’m calling the Feds. This guy is both outrageous and an affront to everything fair and decent in the American democratic system. Oh yeah, and he’s an alien. God help us all.

  4. Cedric McClester says:

    I knew a crook in Louisiana who would rob people all year.

    Then every two years, come November, he would lay his hands on their heads, drive Satan from their souls, and ask for their vote. He was a state senator for 28 years.

  5. Anonymous says:

    I love the Juan Bobo style. He is outrageously humorous. I am liking this blog more each day. Keep on coming JB!

  6. Millie Canosa says:

    JUAN BOBO should run for mayor of New York.

  7. Wayne Yankus says:

    THIS is a campaign worth following. I’ll vote for him too.

  8. Thomas Berkel says:

    Da-yum! That is one hell of a photo. I’m voting for Bobo.

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