Juan Bobo (not) on HBO

Posted: February 18, 2013 in Recent Posts
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Juan bobo

Juan Bobo (not) on HBO

“New York…just like I pictured it…skyscrapers and everythang.”

With no money in his pocket, Juan Bobo became quite desperate. He saw a classified ad for “sparring partners” and figured what the hell, he could take a punch or two.

He didn’t know that he’d sparring with Miguel Cotto who is also from Caguas, but a somewhat better fighter.

Juan got hired. The sparring match began. Juan got in a punch or two, but when a gash opened over Cotto’s left eye, the man went crazy on poor Juan.

“You weren’t supposed to cut me, pendejo!” yelled Cotto, as he beat Juan senseless.

juan bob PunchMiguel Cotto says hello

Juan’s sparring career lasted two rounds. They didn’t even pay him. It’s safe to say, you will not see Juan Bobo on HBO Sports anytime soon.

The Chronicles of Juan Bobo

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Comments
  1. Chicharra says:

    JUAN BOBO ES UN GRAN GALAN Y UN HURACÁN. ¡ECHA P’ALANTE JUAN!

  2. Cedric McClester says:

    JUAN BOBO reminds me of Charlie Chaplin in the film City Lights. Great stuff here.

  3. Joe sanchez says:

    Juan Bobo the fugitive is definitely no pugilist. But unlike a true pendejo, he quickly left the ring rather than “hang” around and do nothing.

  4. Anonymous says:

    no Wilfred Benitez (does this age me??Pam)

  5. Migdalia Bernal says:

    Juan Bobo is a lover, not a fighter.

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