Juan Bobo and the Ghost of Celia Cruz

Posted: March 6, 2013 in Recent Posts
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Juan Bobo and the Ghost

of Celia Cruz 

MIAMI, FL – Miami is undergoing an enormous spiritual awakening. Celia Cruz has decided to come out of retirement, even though she’s been dead for ten years.

On March 11 the ghost of Celia Cruz will perform Químbara, Cúcala, Bamboleo, and a dozen other hits at the Adrianne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts.

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The show is called The Second Coming of Celia, and the ghost of Celia will receive a guaranteed fee of $2 million. Gloria and Emilio Estefan, Cristina Saralegui and the rapper Pitbull will all attend.

The ghost has not granted any interviews yet.

Asked if The Second Coming is using religion for personal profit, her agent Juan Bobo said, “Absolutely not! If Padre Alberto can do it, then Celia can do it.”

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  3. Edna Rodriguez says:

    Wait a minute…this concert isn’t for real?

  4. Joe sanchez says:

    The show will not be a success without the ghost of Desi Arnaz and “Babalu”

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  6. Dan Halloran says:

    This is terrific stuff. I like Celia’s new look.

  7. Migdalia Bernal says:

    You go, girl!

  8. Cedric McClester says:

    Juan Bobo is a knockout as Celia Cruz. This guy has more faces than Lon Chaney.

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