Juan Bobo’s Income Tax Tips Part III

Posted: April 5, 2013 in Recent Posts
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Juan Bobo’s Income Tax Tips

Part III 

Juan Bobo has not paid any income taxes for the past 12 years.

All his tax strategies are legal, and Juan has never even audited.

Here are a few more tax tips from Juan Bobo:

INVENT A NEW PRODUCT and deduct all research & development expenses, including damage to your nose.

Juan Bobo Fork

BE THE ONLY HONEST LAWYER IN TOWN, and go broke when your clients leave you.

Juan Bobo Honest Lawyer

 

BECOME A PROPHET, gaze frequently into the sky, and deduct all your travel expenses.

Juan Bobo Prophet

OPEN A BAR IN WILLIAMSBURG and invite all your unpublished friends. You’ll go bankrupt in a week.

Juan Bobo 3

IF THE IRS EVER CALLS, tell them you’re clinically depressed.

The Chronicles of Juan Bobo

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Comments
  1. Cedric McBain says:

    I feel newly-empowered by the bravery of Juan Bobo.

  2. Migdalia Bernal says:

    JUAN BOBO is a blog with bite, and a man with vision.

  3. Pedro Mentary says:

    These are GOOD tax tips. All of them are viable.

  4. Horton Foote says:

    Should Bobo open a bar in Williamsburg, and invite unpublished writers therein, the borough of Brooklyn will sink into the East River.

  5. Joe Sanchez says:

    Unlike Washington, D.C. and many other politicians, Juan Bobo does not speak with forked tongue.

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