Juan Bobo’s Bachelor Pad

Posted: April 19, 2013 in Recent Posts
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Juan Bobo’s Bachelor Pad

EAST HARLEM, NY – Juan Bobo was invaded by the Sanitation Department of NYC last week.

An anonymous caller complained of a foul smell coming from his Washington Heights apartment.

When the garbage men arrived they found mountains of boxes; towers of newspapers and books; heaps of chandeliers, sofas and debris; human limbs and organs (including a pickled kidney); a Robert Morton Wonder Organ with twin pipe chambers; and a Model T Ford.

A dead man was found in a closet. 

A dog was found beneath two tons of Carolina rice.

In all, they found 200,000 pounds of garbage in Bobo’s apartment. It was piled nine feet high, and had to be evacuated through the building windows.

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The fire and police departments had to pass garbage up to the roof.

Removing garbage through the roof

Three fork lift trucks had to haul Bobo’s garbage away, for an entire month.

We do not believe this was Juan Bobo’s garbage. There were no Coronas, no no matzoh balls, no bottles of coquito.

This is part of the ongoing plot to discredit Juan Bobo, the only Puerto Rican worth voting for.

The Chronicles of Juan Bobo

 

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Comments
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  2. Pedro Pietri says:

    I have more junk than Juan Bobo.

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  4. Margaret Hildebrand says:

    Leave Juan Bobo alone. He is a good man, and I have seen sloppier apartments.

  5. Cheo Feliciano says:

    Juan Bobo’s apartment looks pretty neat to me. I don’t see the problem.

  6. Cedric McClester says:

    A house without matzo balls is like the spring without the fall. There’s only one thing worse in this universe, that’s no Aunt Jemima’s at all.

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