Juan Bobo Accused of Buying Votes

Posted: April 29, 2013 in Recent Posts
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Juan Bobo Accused

of Buying Votes

HARLEM, NEW YORK – In a packed news conference, Congressman Charles Rangel accused the Puerto Rican Guy, also known as Juan Bobo, of violating U.S. federal election laws.

“He’s buying votes!” he shouted. “They should throw him in jail!”

Reminded that for the past 40 years, he has done precisely the same thing, Congressman Rangel was quick to respond. “I give people a little taste. There’s nothing wrong with that. But this guy just hands out money!”

The Congressman’s staff distributed some U.S. currency to every reporter. The bills did appear a bit strange.

3 dollar Bobo

“Just yesterday, the Puerto Rican handed these out at three senior centers,” said Rangel. “Then he handed out hundreds more, in front of the Apollo Theatre.

Congressman Rangel demanded an immediate audit of the Committee to Elect Juan Bobo. “Making empty promises is one thing,” said Rangel. “I do it all the time. But handing out three dollar bills…that’s really low.”  

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Comments
  1. Tato Laviera says:

    Juan Bobo should DEFINITELY got to Congress.

  2. Cedric McClester says:

    I would like to volunteer for Juan Bobo’s campaign.

  3. Margaret Hildebrand says:

    I’m voting for JUAN BOBO.

  4. Joe Sanchez says:

    Talk about bogus and sweeping under the rug, Congressman Charles Rangel denied being half Puerto Rican through his father’s side, because it would have caused him votes in Black Harlem. Now that there are more Latinos voters in his district, he’s come out of the closet…so to speak. I’m voting for Juan Bobo, and it has nothing to do with money. It has to do with integrity

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