Juan Bobo Einstein

Posted: May 3, 2013 in Recent Posts
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Juan bobo

Juan Bobo Einstein 

NEW YORK CITY – The McCarthur Foundation has just conferred a genius grant on Juan Bobo.

For the next three years, he won’t have to do anything except lie around the house, and think up some stupid shit.

This is pretty much what he’s been doing all his life, except now he’ll get paid for it.

electric BoboOfficially a genius

Though still in hiding from the FBI, Mr. Bobo was able to communicate through a confidential source in East Harlem.

“I am happy to receive this grant,” he said. “And like all the other geniuses, I am honored to lie around the house, collect my grant money, and do nothing.”

The Chronicles of Juan Bobo

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Comments
  1. Cedric McClester says:

    I hear that Juan Bobo (the genius) is developing a ninety-pound rabbit.

  2. Papo Estrada says:

    Juan Bobo es un genio.

  3. Peter Miller says:

    I think Juan Bobo is a member of MENSA.

  4. Joe Sanchez says:

    I think Juan Bobo’s surname is a misnomer.It should be Juan Inteligente.

  5. Migdalia Bernal says:

    I always knew that Juan Bobo is a genius.

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