Juan bobo

Juan Bobo:  GENIUS  

Last month, Juan Bobo received a genius grant from the McCarthur Foundation. Unlike most McCarthur recipients, Juan is actually doing something with his life.

electric BoboSurprised by the McCarthur grant

Within the past two weeks, Juan completed his DNA formula – which allows him to produce a ninety pound rabbit or a fifty foot cow.

Bobo pet RabbitJuan Bobo’s rabbit 

In honor of Junot Diaz, who also received a McCarthur grant, Juan felt compelled to light up his thumb.

Thinking BobThis is how you light her

Juan Bobo has two other inventions involving a “disruptive technology.” It is so disruptive that the Manhattan D.A. has issued a warrant for Juan’s arrest.

We’ll keep you posted.

The Chronicles of Juan Bobo

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Comments
  1. Luis Rafael Sanchez says:

    Juan Bobo is a worthy McCarthur recipient…much more than most.

  2. Joe Sanchez says:

    Talk about having BIG CONEJOS…I mean BIG COJONES, and lighting up my fire… Juan Bobo is da man!

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