Juan Bobo Accused of Illegal Re-Districting

Posted: May 10, 2013 in Recent Posts
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Juan Bobo Accused of   

Illegal Re-Districting

ALBANY, NEW YORK  – Juan Bobo is in legal trouble again. 

At a packed press conference in Albany’s LegislativeOfficeBuilding, Congressman Charles Rangel accused him of illegal re-districting in order to get elected.

“He’s chopping up my district!” Rangel yelled. 

Rangel is angry

Reminded that over the past 40 years, Rangel has gerrymandered his own district at least a dozen times, the Congressman was quick to respond.

“Sure, I do a little nip and tuck. There’s nothing wrong with that. But this guy is literally chopping up the district!”

The Congressman’s staff distributed a photo of a strange machine which  recently materialized at 125th Street and FDR Drive.

It is heading west at 0.006 mph, and will reach the Hudson River within two weeks. 

According to Harvard geologist Gabriel Mamao, “the machine will cut Manhattan in half, with the kosher section at Zabar’s as the midpoint.”

The New York State Board of Elections confirmed that, due to the new political boundaries, an immediate series of special elections will be required.

“The Puerto Rican is behind this machine!” howled Congressman Rangel.

“He’s trying to cut me out of my district!”

Juan Bobo could not be found for comment.

However, his little campaign bus continues to roll through El Barrio.

Juan Bobo Bus

 

The Chronicles of Juan Bobo

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Comments
  1. Maria Ramos says:

    Juan has MY vote.

  2. Wito Pacheco says:

    Rangel must go.

  3. Ernest Gaine says:

    I have NO sympathy for Rangel. That guy should be in jail (decades ago).

  4. Joe Sanchez says:

    Hey, Charlie Rangel, remember…you’re half Puerto Rican through your father. So share and share alike when it comes to re-districting, and may the better man win. I’m voting for Juan Bobo.

  5. Luis Rafael Sanchez says:

    Glory be. It’s time that SOMEONE re-districted Rangel into the Hudson River.

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