Juan Bobo Creates the Ostrich Political Party

Posted: May 17, 2013 in Recent Posts
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Juan Bobo Creates the   

Ostrich Political Party

Harlem, NYC – Juan Bobo today announced the creation of a third major political party in America.

“The Ostrich Party will have something for everyone!” he declared, in front of a Best Buy store.

Ostrich Bobo

“We will not lose a single election,” shouted the Puerto Rican. “And as you know, winning is everything.”

Asked how the Ostrich will accomplish this, he said “because we are dressed for success. Every time we break a promise to the American people, we will replace it with a better one…and hire a celebrity to endorse it.”

This lofty principle was articulated more fully in the Ostrich Party Platform.

“If you think President Obama is a useless puppet,” said Juan Bobo, “wait till you see me!” 

The Chronicles of Juan Bobo

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Comments
  1. Migdalia Bernal says:

    Juan Bobo es el unico politico con honestidad.

  2. Ralph Nader says:

    Best political platform ever.

  3. Margaret Hildebrand says:

    The Ostrich Party sounds fundamentally more honest than the other two parties.

  4. Joe Sanchez says:

    At least Juan Bobo does not have his head in a hole and you know where, like other politicians.

  5. Cedric McClester says:

    I have registered as a proud member of the Ostrich Party.

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