Juan Bobo Endorsed by Citizen Kane

Posted: May 20, 2013 in Recent Posts
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Juan Bobo Endorsed

by Citizen Kane 

HARLEM, NEW YORK – Before a packed Apollo Theater crowd, Charles Foster Kane endorsed Juan Bobo for Governor of New York.

“I entered this race for one thing only,” said Mr. Kane. “To send Juan Bobo to Albany.”

Juan Bobo Rally

As publisher of The Enquirer and twelfth richest man in the world, Mr. Kane promised to supply a lot of dirt on Juan’s opponent, and “more money than you can count” for his campaign.

In addition, Mr. Kane purchased “a Puerto Rican bus” for street campaigning.

Juan Bobo Bus

 

The Chronicles of Juan Bobo

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Comments
  1. Cedric McClester says:

    I’m voting for Juan Bobo…seven or eight times. I know how to do it.

  2. Joe Sanchez says:

    I have but only one word for Juan Bobo: Rosebud

  3. Migdalia Bernal says:

    Juan Bobo is unstoppable with Citizen Kane behind him.

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