The Juan Bobo School of Government Reform

Posted: May 22, 2013 in Recent Posts
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Juan bobo

The Juan Bobo School

of Government Reform

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Juan Bobo has opened a new school which uses all the latest tools of educational reform.

It is a school for politicians, which helps them to do their jobs.

Bobo uses smart boards, interactive video, computer distance learning…but so far, the most successful methods are rather old-fashioned.  

JUAN BOBO’S Old-fashioned teaching TOOLS

Apparently, physical torture is the best way to get politicians to do their job, and to stop stealing from the people who elected them.

“The bastinado is my favorite,” says Bobo. “When they’re hanging upside down, they start to get real cooperative.”

Here is Juan Bobo teaching a congressman to take his mistress off the government payroll: 

the rack

 

Juan Bobo is a true government reformer, and we heartily agree with his methods.

The Chronicles of Juan Bobo

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Comments
  1. Pedro Paramo says:

    New York politicians need the bastinado.

  2. Joe Sanchez says:

    Vincent Price would have loved to have had Juan Bobo in one of his horror movies, especially “Pit And The Pendulum” by Edgar Allen Poe, the true master of the macabre

  3. Laton McCartney says:

    As always, Juan Bobo is on the cutting edge.

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