Juan Bobo’s Dilemna: No One Will Fight Him

Posted: May 23, 2013 in Recent Posts
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Juan Bobo’s Dilemna:

No One Will Fight Him 

Juan Bobo has become the greatest boxer in the world.

His training and nutrition methods are highly secret…so secret that he has to change training camps every three days.

Bobo’s secret training camp

Juan Bobo’s record is now 48-0 with 43 knockouts across eight different weight divisions.

Last week he destroyed Vinnie Paz, aka “the Pazmanian Devil” in an HBO spectacular. Yesterday he flew to the Congo to fight Red Mandingo Jones…the last boxer in the world who was willing to fight Juan Bobo.

In front of twenty thousand Congolese fight fans, Red Mandingo managed to land only one punch.

bobo knock out punchThe only punch from the Red Mandingo

This punch infuriated Bobo. He turned Mandingo into a bag of ketchup, and knocked him out in the fifth round.

mandingoNearly dead Mandingo

We will bring you more news of Juan Bobo’s ring career…but for the moment, no one wants to fight the Bobo.

The Chronicles of Juan Bobo

  1. Iris Bermudez says:

    Bobo vs. Mayweather.

    Say no more.

  2. Manny Pacquiao says:

    Juan Bobo is a fearsome opponent. I will not fight him.

  3. Pedro Paramo says:

    I will fight Juan Bobo, if he agrees to buy my mother a motorized chair.

  4. Joe Sanchez says:

    The only way Juan Bobo, the greatest pugilist that ever lived and undefeated can possibly be KO’d, would be for him to clone himself and go mano-a-mano with Juan Bobo.

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