Juan Bobo Accused of Organ Theft

Posted: June 4, 2013 in Recent Posts
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Juan Bobo Accused of Organ Theft

WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NY – Juan Bobo has been accused of a most heinous crime. According to local sources, Juan is knocking on people’s doors claiming to be a U.S. Census enumerator.

He walks into their apartment, knocks them out with chloroform, and rapidly harvests their organs.

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However, these reports are being refuted by the U.S. State Department. According to Under Secretary Hershel Bernardi, Leo is planting bombs in downtown Baghdad.

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Either way, this much is clear: Juan Bobo is being maligned by the military industrial complex, which now owns Radio Bemba and all other forms of Latino communication.

The Chronicles of Juan Bobo

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Comments
  1. Eli Valentin says:

    Ea rayo, que calumnia. Juan Bobo es un gran hombre.

  2. Juancho Camancho says:

    Juan Bobo is a very honorable man. Therefore they assail him.

  3. Laton Del Rio says:

    Is that a squirrel on Juan’s head?

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