Juan Bobo Accused of Living Outside the District

Posted: June 6, 2013 in Recent Posts
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Juan Bobo Accused of   

Living Outside the District

HARLEM, NEW YORK – In a packed news conference, Congressman Charles Rangel accused Juan Bobo of violating U.S. federal election laws.

“He doesn’t live in the district,” he shouted. “They should throw him in jail!”

Reminded that U.S. election law does not require a congressional candidate to live in the district, Congressman Rangel was quick to respond.

“This guy doesn’t live in the district…in the state…or on planet Earth.”

The Congressman’s staff passed out flyers which, according to Rangel, prove that Juan Bobo is actually a Vulcan.

Spoke Bobo

“All that salsa music and drinking coquito,” said Rangel. “What a hypocrite!”

Congressman Rangel demanded an immediate investigation into the Vulcan roots of Juan Bobo.

“I may be fat and old,” said Rangel. “I may even be a crook. But at least I’m not an alien.”

The Chronicles of Juan Bobo

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Comments
  1. Joe Sanchez says:

    Better to be an alien, than to alienate your constituents, as Rangel has done. Juan “Big Ears” Bobo, gets my vote.

  2. Cedric McClester says:

    I’m voting for Juan Bobo.

  3. Margaret Hildebrand says:

    Charlie Rangel is an alien from the planet Duplicitus.

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