Juan bobo

Juan Bobo says:

No More Latino Babies!

There’s a Mexican mowing your lawn, while another one breaks into your house.

But don’t worry…we’re going to catch them.

U.S. English

Thank God for U.S. English.

They drew a blue state/red state map, and made sure that in 37 states (the red ones), all government business must be done solely in English. 

This includes all public documents, records, legislation and regulations, hearings, ceremonies and public meetings.

Bobo's MapRemember the Alamo!

Small Town Defenders

In Pennsylvania, a group called Small Town Defenders is doing the Lord’s work.

They made up this law Illegal Immigration Relief Act to punish anyone who gives a job, a room, an aspirin or a band-aid to an illegal alien.

The Latino Reptilian Brain

All Latino music involves pelvic contact. Worse yet the tango, mambo, bolero, guaguancó, merengue, bachata, cúmbia, charanga, paso doble, danzón and cha cha cha all stimulate the Latino reptilian brain cortex with disastrous social results.

Latino Brain

The Coming Plague

According to the U.S. Census, the Latino population will triple in 50 years, and 54% of all babies will be mambo-loving Latinos

Juan Bobo's Babies

Latinos growing out of the woodwork

Vote for Juan Bobo!

Because he knows where the Mexicans are.

The Chronicles of Juan Bobo

  1. Rush Limbaugh says:

    Stop them NOW !

  2. Thomas Malthus says:

    I say stop the Latinos now, before they invade our continent.
    We were here first.

  3. Josef Goebbels says:

    We must stop the Latino invasion.

  4. Joe Sanchez says:

    Forget about the Russians are coming…the Russians are coming. It’ now. “The Latinos are coming!”

  5. Josef Goebbels says:

    EA RAYO!
    I see Latinos growing out of the woodwork!
    Someone must stop them!

  6. Cedric McClester says:

    This blog is hilarious…yet highly informative. I had no idea that organizations like “Small Town Defenders” and “U.S. English” actually existed. They sound like 21st century Nazis.

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