Juan bobo

Juan Bobo Voter Registration 

WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NY  – One week after the Committee to Elect Juan Bobo (COJUBO) announced its campaign for U.S. congress, voter recruitment into the Democratic party has reached dangerous levels in Washington Heights.

Strange individuals are knocking on doors, then breaking them down in the most aggressive voter registration campaign in the history of New York City.

Voter registration on Dyckman Street

Federal marshals have been called in to monitor this activity, particularly with respect to the registration of 287 dead people in the Dyckman public housing project.

“This is a major electoral shift,” said Douglas Kellner, Chairman of the New York County Board of Elections. “I’ve seen dead people vote. But this is a whole army of them.” 

The Chronicles of Juan Bobo

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Comments
  1. Joe Sanchez says:

    There is nothing more scarier than “El Cuco” knocking on your door as you sleep. Who would know better than little children, eh?

  2. Cedric McClester says:

    JUAN BOBO needs to clean up this mess.

  3. Wito Pacheco says:

    Amarelis Espaillat knocked on my door today. Does she qualify?

  4. Charles Z. Valentine says:

    I was simply knocking on Duane Johnson’s door and that photo is a violation of my privacy.

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