Juan Bobo is the new Charles Bronson

Posted: June 20, 2013 in Recent Posts
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Juan Bobo is the new Charles Bronson

NEW ORLEANS  – Juan Bobo has agreed to play the part of “Chaney” in the upcoming re-make of Hard Times, co-starring Giovanni Ribisi as the fast-talking manager and Natalie Portman as the lonely Lucy Simpson.

America needs a new hero,” said producer Lawrence Bender. “Juan Bobo is the strong, silent type. People believe in him.”  

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The film is widely regarded as the 2013 summer tentpole that will either save MGM, or sink the studio forever. 

The Chronicles of Juan Bobo

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  1. […] Juan Bobo is the new Charles Bronson […]

  2. Jerry Lombardo says:

    Bobo is a tough dude. I want to see that movie!

  3. Margaret Hildebrand says:

    Juan Bobo knows how to take a punch.

  4. Joe Sanchez says:

    I always knew that like so many good soldiers and cops, that Juan Bobo was a Charles Bronson type: caring, loving, protecting, but with a “Death Wish” It will be great to finally see a movie made in Hollywood about a true American-Puerto Rican, fighting for the underdog. I will be there for the movie premiere.

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