Juan bobo

Juan Bobo Commits Election Fraud      

in Washington Heights

WASHINGTON HIGHTS, NYC  – Juan Bobo has been accused of massive election fraud in his campaign for State Assemblyman of Washington Heights, New York.

According to the current Assemblyman Adriano Espaillat, Juan is using an illegal campaign tactic, appearing before thousands of Christians and telling them to vote for him on September 10.

“This is not just a violation of the division between church and state,” said Espaillat. “This man is appearing at strange times and his face is 30 feet high.”

Juan Bobo CampaignJuan Bobo makes a campaign stop

Federal marshals have been sent to 17 churches in Washington Heights, Inwood and Marble Hill, with orders to arrest Juan the moment he appears.

“I’m voting for him anyway,” said Maritza Carrión, a deaconess at the Church of the Holy Agony on 172nd street and Broadway. “I want to see his head floating on TV.” 

The Chronicles of Juan Bobo

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Comments
  1. Cedric McClester says:

    Juan Bobo gets my vote, too.

  2. Joe Sanchez says:

    Tell Assemblyman Andriano Espaillat, that the only way he is going to win against Juan Bobo, is if he can walk on water.

  3. Wito Pacheco says:

    I’m voting for Juan Bobo.

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