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Juan bobo

Juan Bobo and Leo Machuchal:

Two Fops in Fajardo 

FAJARDO, PR – The law firm of Bobo & Machuchal is hated throughout all of Puerto Rico.

The reason is very simple – they win every case they take on, and make more money than Governor Anibal Acevedo-Vila (a well-known crook).

In all fairness, Juan Bobo and Leo Machuchal have developed a strange courtroom demeanor.

They dress like British barristers, complete with silk underwear and powdered wigs.  For this reason, the San Juan Star has accused them of legal foppery.

Garcia and Machuchal, accused of foppery

The two lawyers are inseparable, which raises a series of other questions. 

What is the relationship of these two men?  Why do they wear the wigs?  Why does Juan Bobo look suspiciously like Charles Laughton?

Juan Bobo presents the “yo no se” defense

The entire island of Puerto Rico is demanding answers. 

Meanwhile Bobo and Machuchal have become multi-millionaires, and will soon star in a TV reality show. 

The Chronicles of Juan Bobo