The Juan Bobo School of Government Reform

Posted: August 6, 2013 in Recent Posts
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Juan bobo

The Juan Bobo School

of Government Reform

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Juan Bobo has opened a new school which uses all the latest tools of educational reform.

It is a school for politicians and it helps them to do their jobs properly.

Bobo uses smart boards, interactive video, computer distance learning…but so far, the most successful methods are rather old-fashioned.  

JUAN BOBO’S Old-fashioned teaching TOOLS

Apparently, physical torture is the best way to get politicians to do their job, and to stop stealing from the people that elected them.

“The bastinado is my favorite,” says Bobo. “When they’re hanging upside down, they start to get real cooperative.”

Here is Juan Bobo teaching a Republican Congressman from Arizona, why our children need textbooks in New York:

medieval Torture

Juan Bobo is a true government reformer, and we heartily agree with his methods.

The Chronicles of Juan Bobo

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Comments
  1. Joe Sanchez says:

    This definitely goes way beyond the “Third Degree” Miranda Warning does not apply. But when it comes to evil terrorists who want to behead us and are ready to nuke us unless they confess where the bomb is…go for it, Juan Bobo.

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