Juan Bobo Goes to Hollywood

Posted: August 8, 2013 in Recent Posts
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Juan Bobo Goes to Hollywood

Juan Bobo has taken a break from New York politics, in order to save the economy of California.

Time & Juan Bobo

In an incredible three weeks, he took leading roles in every Hollywood film to be released in 2014. Given the state of Hollywood, most of these are horror films.

On New Years Day of 2014, Dimension Films will launch this:

Juan Blackula

“The demographics for this film are incredible,” said Paul Dergarabedian, President of Exhibitor Relations, Inc. “A black Dracula with a Puerto Rican soul, biting white women in the neck, is sheer marketing genius.”

“Juan Bobo is a savage,” said Dimension President Harvey Weinstein.“He put a Puerto Rican twist into Blacula, and now the ladies are going crazy.”

This may be no exaggeration. According to the Hollywood Reporter, seven women passed out during test screenings of the film.

Hollywood Reporters

The Chronicles of Juan Bobo

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Comments
  1. Joe Sanchez says:

    Hi, Wito Pacheco, I’ve yet to know of a Puerto Rican Hedge fund billionaire. Non-Puerto Rican billionaires are moving to the island as a Tax Haven. Hopefully it will help the island’s economy.

  2. Wito Pacheco says:

    I disagree with Joe Sanchez.

    A Puerto Rican Blacula will prove that Latinos are great investment bankers, hedge fund managers, and real estate syndicators — true pillars of society.

    Ask Ayn Rand. She agrees.

  3. Joe Sanchez says:

    Hollywood? You mean the Mecca of film making where Latino actors are 3rd class citizens and prevented from playing the lead role/ protagonist. Tinseltown prefers Latinos play street gangsters and drug dealers. Don’t believe me, ask Actor Edward James Olmos. Blacula will make Middle America think Latinos are all blood sucking, looking for a handout. Boycott the movie. Sorry Juan Bobo. Bobo I am not.

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