Juego de Bicho

Posted: August 26, 2013 in Recent Posts
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Juan bobo

El Juego de Bicho

Juan Bobo and his aunt Tati have developed a new lottery system. It is   deeply religious, fun for senior citizens, and perfect for people who can’t count. Used properly, it will save every local government from our growing recession.

Juan Bobo invented it…

And now he unveils it…

El Juego de Bicho

Bicho

Instead of betting on a three or five-digit number, people will bet on a combination of animals.

If they dream that a pig flew by their window, then their dog ate a parakeet… the next morning they can bet the  pig—dog—bird  combo.

This could allow them to bet in a spiritual way…consistent with their dream life.

It’s easier for the old folks to remember. It gives them something to pray about in church, and argue about in the senior center.

Juan Bobo test marketed his lottery in India…where it spread like wildfire and cause rioting in Mumbai.

Indian women discuss their bichos 

There it is…forget about a dollar and a dream…just dream of a snake, two dogs and several unspeakable acts…

Then bet your brains out.

It’s the lottery for the New Age:  El Juego de Bicho.

The Chronicles of Juan Bobo

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Comments
  1. Wito Pacheco says:

    I love my Lotto…but damn!

  2. Joe Sanchez says:

    As to the woman and cop above in India…great cockfight!

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