Barones de Barceloneta

Posted: September 4, 2013 in Recent Posts
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Juan bobo

Juan Bobo Meets the

Barones de Barceloneta

Most people think Barceloneta is a suburb of Barcelona, somewhere in northern Spain. Actually, Barceloneta is a small town on the northern coast of Puerto Rico, that has some of the cleanest water on the planet.

The water is so pure that four pharmaceutical companies produce billions of dollars worth of drugs in Barceloneta, every year.

All the Viagra consumed in North America (U.S., Canada and Mexico) comes from one factory in the town of Barceloneta.

All made in Barceloneta

The town has become quite prosperous, and Pfizer Pharmaceutical sponsors the Barones de Barceloneta baseball team. The Barones have brand new uniforms, a state-of-the-art stadium, and a dozen cheerleaders called “The Diamond Girls.” 

StadiumThe Barones baseball stadium

The Barones even have a mascot – a twelve-foot African bush elephant.

ElephantThe Barones de Barceloneta elephant 

In 2008, the Barones also had the most spectacular win/loss record in the history of the Puerto Rico Winter Baseball League, with a winning percentage of 85%.

On February 12, 2008, the Barones marched into Caguas to challenge Juan Bobo and his baseball team. The game lasted 628 innings – the longest game in baseball history.

The Chronicles of Juan Bobo

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Comments
  1. Wito Pacheco says:

    So much Viagra, so little time.

    Ah sweet youth, wasted on the young.

  2. Joe Sanchez says:

    No wonder the game lasted 628 innings. With that much Viagra around there were hard rock bats swinging away during the game. Play Ball!

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