Dream Machine

Posted: September 10, 2013 in Recent Posts
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Juan bobo

Juan Bobo’s Dream Machine

Juan Bobo had another money-making scheme. He invented a machine that could record your dreams, and then play them back after you woke up.

He called it the “Dream Machine” and it was set up like this:


Here is how the machine worked: 

  1. Electrodes in the hockey helmet pick up alpha and beta brain waves during REM sleep
  2. The waves compress and decompress the carbon granules in a telephone (just like in a phone call).
  3. The changing resistance of the carbon granules flows out in a current to the short wave radio.
  4. The radio amplifies the current.
  5.  The TV turns the current into video images.

Juan didn’t tell anyone about it. He spent many nights alone in the basement, recording his dreams and adjusting the voltage.  

Juan Bobo Dream MachineJuan Bobo activates the Dream Machine

Juan electrocuted himself a few times, but it was a small price to pay for the advancement of science. The dreams provided a few shocks too, like the time he tried out for the Belgian synchronized swimming team.

Juan Bobo Swimming Team

After twelve years he was close to perfecting it. He just needed the images to come in a little more clearly, and then he would make a fortune.

Juan even had a deluxe “Dream Machine” marketing plan. For an extra two hundred dollars, you could buy the machine along with a Salvia Divinorum plant, for enhanced dream results.

It was like Viagra for your dreams.

Viagra for your dreams

Juan thought this was especially appropriate, since all the Viagra sold in North America (the U.S., Canada and Mexico) is produced in one factory in the town of Barceloneta, Puerto Rico.

The Chronicles of Juan Bobo

  1. Joe Sanchez says:

    Talk about one hell of a nightmare…

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