Juan bobo

Juan Bobo Fights a Ghost

On February 7, 2008, at the stroke of midnight, a horse-drawn carriage tore through the streets of Caguas, Puerto Rico. It carried a headless bride through Calle Tudor and Calle Windsor, and deposited her on the steps of 90 Calle Luxemburgo.

The headless bride, stuck in traffic

90 Calle Luxemburgo is an enormous McMansion owned by Mr. Jascha Heifitz, Jr.  His wife was alone that night and when the headless bride flew in, Mrs. Heifitz started screaming.

Within a matter of minutes, the top exorcist in Puerto Rico arrived at the scene. He looked like Abraham Lincoln, vampire hunter as he yelled “Stay back, madam! I’ll take care of this!”

The exorcist was none other than Juan Bobo.

Juan Bobo GSIJuan Bobo, GSI

He called himself Juan Bobo, GSI (Ghost Scene Investigator) and he got right to work…chased the headless ghost upstairs, and trapped her in the master bedroom.

Furniture flew. Mirrors cracked. A Manolo Blahnik boot, a bidet, and a Nicholas Sparks novel flew out the window.  “P’afuera, you white demon!” yelled Juan, and chased her around the bed, until the ghost finally flew away.

Ms. Heifitz was very impressed. She fixed Juan a gin and tonic, asked him to stay awhile, and Juan was forced to work overtime. 

The headless bride terrorized many other streets, and many other lonely women in the town of Caguas. But Juan Bobo, GSI was always there to save them. 

He was always available for an exorcism, a house cleaning, or a hug.

The Chronicles of Juan Bobo

  1. Joe sanchez says:

    Juan Bobo: Ms. Heifitz, I think you’re trying to seduce me.

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