Juan Bobo Voter Registration in Washington Heights

Juan Bobo Voter Registration   

in Washington Heights

WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NY – Politics is an extremely greasy pole in New York City. But some politicians are reaching a new low in WashingtonHeights, in their desperate bid to save their political careers.

With a 22% job approval rating, State Senator Adriano Espaillat has become desperate and is employing an unprecedented tactic.

Espaillat is running all over his district, registering dead people into the Democratic party.

Espaillat sees dead people…then registers them to vote 

It is unclear how these people will vote on election day. However, according to the Senator, “the people will rise up and vote for change…and that change is me.”

A massive voter turnout for State Senator Espaillat

Juan Bobo Trailer Park

Juan Bobo Trailer Park

NEW YORK, NY  – As part of his congressional campaign, Juan Bobo announced a revolutionary housing initiative for the people of  Washington Heights.

Bobo thrilled the crowd with a few card tricks, then yanked a tablecloth and revealed his ultimate miracle: a four-story, pre-fabricated trailer park.

“Now everyone in my district can own a dream home!” shouted Bobo. “Why should rich people have all the fun?” 

The Juan Bobo trailer park

According to Mr. Bobo, any registered Democrat will qualify for a trailer. All they have to do is vote for me.

“I’m bringing congress back to the people,” he said. “And the people want trailer parks.”