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Juan Bobo Surfaces in Japan

TOKYO – On the run from the Internal Revenue Service, Juan Bobo has surfaced in Japan and declared himself beyond extradition.

After eight months of intensive training, Juan Bobo is now the foremost Sumo wrestler in Tokyo.

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Juan Bobo refuses to pay any more income taxes

According to the Nippon Herald, two IRS agents visited Juan Bobo last month, but he sat on them and they subsequently disappeared.

The Chronicles of Juan Bobo


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Juan Bobo is Going to Get Rich or Die Tryin’ 

NEW YORK, NY  –  Juan Bobo is the new hip hop sensation.

On January 6, just in time for Three Kings Day, RCA records will drop Bobo’s debut album  No Me Jodas  all over the U.S., South America and Japan.

The two singles  Vete Pa’l Carajo  and  Oye Maricón!  have already topped the Billboard rap charts for the past two weeks.

Fuck You Want, Nigga?  has led the Billboard ringtone chart for the past three months.

Bobo Doom is the new rap sensation, especially after he busted a cap in Fitty Cent’s ass in LAX airport on November 17th.

Rapper Juan Bobo

Congratulations to Bobo, the new role model for American youth.

The Chronicles of Juan Bobo