Juan Bobo Trailer Park
NEW YORK, NY – As part of his congressional campaign, Juan Bobo announced a revolutionary housing initiative for the people of Washington Heights.
Bobo thrilled the crowd with a few card tricks, then yanked a tablecloth and revealed his ultimate miracle: a four-story, pre-fabricated trailer park.
“Now everyone in my district can own a dream home!” shouted Bobo. “Why should rich people have all the fun?”
The Juan Bobo trailer park
According to Mr. Bobo, any registered Democrat will qualify for a trailer. All they have to do is vote for me.
“I’m bringing congress back to the people,” he said. “And the people want trailer parks.”