Juan Bobo Sues Surgeon
BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Juan Bobo has suspended his congressional campaign to deal with a medical emergency.
In an effort to secure the youth vote, he paid a visit to Hillary Clinton’s plastic surgeon.
Unfortunately he emerged looking like…Hillary Clinton
“I think I want my money back,” said Bobo.
His opponent, Harlem Congressman Charles B. Rangel, demanded an immediate investigation by somebody, about something.
“The Puerto Rican is brilliant,” said CNN political analyst Lou Dobbs. “He’s clearly pandering for votes. But no one can figure out…just who he’s pandering to.”
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