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Juan Bobo in Las Vegas

LAS VEGAS, NV  – In a break from his congressional campaign, Juan Bobo took his musical skills to Las Vegas, to appear nightly at the Sands Hotel.

After just two weeks, Juan Bobo is being called “the new Wayne Newton” with such hits as Babalú Bobo, Boogaloo Bobo, Bugle Boy Bobo, and Gangnam Style Bobo.

Bobo also enchants the golden age ladies with classics like Volare and Let the Good Times Roll.

Juan Bobo & Vegas

For a show-stopping finale, the Sands Hotel erected an outdoor tent. The whole audience marches in, sits down, and the spirit of Bobo enters the tent for a stirring rendition of Onward Christian Soldiers. This feat is so spectacular, that audiences have begun arriving from other hotels. 

Juan Bobo CampaignJuan Bobo’s finale at the Sands Hotel

After multiple visits from the Nevada Gaming Commission, no projection or public address system has been found. “I don’t know how to say this,” said Commissioner Tim Beauford, “but Mr. Bobo looks like the real thing.” 

The Chronicles of Juan Bobo